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Kamen to screenwrite Paris Judgment

 
British wine magazine Decanter is reporting that Robert Mark Kamen, a longtime Hollywood screenwriter and Sonoma vintner, will pen the script for an upcomping film about the famous 1976 Paris Tasting, in which a pair of Napa wines bested the French.
 
Kamen’s prolific resume includes scripts to the Karate Kid movies, Taps, The Fifth Element, Lethal Weapon 3, The Transporter (I and II) and, another wine-ish movie, A Walk in the Clouds.
 
Kamen bought a 280-acre hillside vineyard (not all of it planted) atop the town of Sonoma with earnings from his first film, and has been producing highly reputable Kamen Estate Cabernet Sauvignon since 1999, with the help of winemaker Mark Herold (Merus), and viticulturalist Phil Coturri, two superstars in their own right.
 
Set to profile the Paris Tasting’s organizer Steven Spurrier, a British wine merchant in Paris at the time, Kamen’s script will be based on George Taber’s recent book-length accounting of the event, "Judgment of Paris: California vs. France and the Historic 1976 Tasting that Revolutionized Wine." Taber was the sole American reporter at the tasting, and his subsequent account of it for Time put Napa wines very quickly on the map.
 
It is rumored that Jude Law or Hugh Grant might play Spurrier. I thought it funny that Keanu Reeves is being sought to play Napa vintner Mike Grgich, the Croatian immigrant in ever-present beret who made the winning 1973 Chardonnay for Chateau Montelena. A man of passion and character, Grgich could be his own feature-length film.
 
Hmmm. Wonder who might play Warren Winiarski… Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense-mode? Ralph Macchio in a comeback? Hilary Swank back in drag? Can’t wait to see the final casting.
 
(photo of the Tasting, above, is courtesy Bella Spurrier; Steven is at far right)
 
 
Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

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Scruffy bearded Keanu Reeves ducked out on the photog’s Tuesday November 21, 2006 at Orso in Beverly Hills.

 
 
I was on my route when I noticed Keanu Reeves car parked in front of Orso Restaurant on Third St. I also noticed a bunch of paparazzi claiming their area waiting for Keanu to come out of the restaurant. I quickly found parking around the block. I get my camera with flash and I began to run towards the restaurant.
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When I got there, Keanu was still inside. I blended in with the paps and began to wait for him to come out. We all thought that he was going to exit through the front since his car was parked in front of the restaurant, but soon we discovered that the valet guy was getting into his car to drive it to the side door.

Keanu Reeves

Why was he making things difficult, I thought in my head. Then all the paparazzi rushed to the side door where his car was moved to.

Keanu Reeves

Keanu comes out a few minutes later and he started to put his head down, so that no one can get a clean shot of him. He gets into his car and takes off.

Henry

Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 7:53 AM

 
  
21 NOVEMBER 2006:
 
Keanu Reeves wining and dining his new ‘main squeeze’, Vicky Kujawa, a beautiful brunette Chicago Socialite, at Lawry’s Prime Rib in Beverly Hills; this could be serious……
 
 
Hear his manly roar…
How much of a masculine chap is Keanu Reeves these days?
 
He’s been papped sporting a very full beard – a far cry from the clean-cut chap who pops up at our local cinema from time to time.
Maybe Keanu’s Mach3 has run out of blades…
… Or perhaps his barber is on holiday.
Whatever the reason, we like.
Meet other bearded celebs in the gallery above, but beware the power of testosterone…
Last Updated: 13:10 UK, Monday November 20, 2006
Keanu Goes All Hairy 
 
 
By Josh Tyler: 2006-11-20
 
Keanu Reeves’ demon fighting film Constantine didn’t exactly kill here in the United States, but it took international markets by storm. The film made $154 million worldwide, and only $75 million domestically. Those big international numbers may be enough to justify a sequel.

Warner Brothers super-producer Lauren Shuler Donner says that Constantine 2 is a definite possibility. In an interview with
IESB, she says that not only might we see a sequel, but that Keanu will return. “Yes, with Keanu Reeves. We have been working with a team of writers to come up with a story and yeah, you will.”

They want to do it, they’re working it, but how long until we see it? Apparently they’ve hit a roadblock. She says, “our movie is out to a director that is filming. Understandably, he cannot take the time to read the script because he’s filming, but he wants to, he has expressed a desire to make the movie and we very much want him to, so you tend to want to wait for that, you know.” Maybe she should have a word with New Line Cinema about waiting for Peter Jackson.

So assuming the sequel happens, what’s in store? She says more scares, and a different location. They’re taking it out of America, but she’s not saying where except to confirm that it’s not London.

As for Keanu, he’s currently sitting around in an apartment somewhere. He’s attached to a couple of projects, but nothing currently filming. Should they get this thing movies, it looks like Reeves will be ready to go.

Dress Code

 
 
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It might be time to take a hike… or, perhaps suit up for a formal dinner based on Keanu Reeves man-of-many-seasons attire as he slips out of Spago restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

 

 

PUBLISHED: SATURDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2006 06:00AM EST
 
 
 
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Keanu Reeves, whatever happened to him???

The actor went to get some grub at Spago in Beverly Hills on Thursday night, looking like a dissheveled mess.

 
Source The Times – Nov. 17th, 2006 - Full article here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2456725,00.html#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=Britain
 
AS IF Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie Frou-Frou and Fifi Trixibelle were not enough of a cross to bear, Britain now numbers among its youth 6 Gandalfs, 39 Gazzas, 2 Supermen and 36 Arsenals of both sexes.
Children, it appears, are in growing danger from their parents of name abuse. Among the worst reported cases are Dre, Tupac, Jay-Z and Snoop. These unfortunates, when they grow up, may well wonder why they were named after a variety of transient rap stars.
 
A survey of British birth certificates over the past 22 years by findmypast.com, a family history website, indicates that the practice of naming children after pop, sporting or film stars, or even fictional characters, is alive and well. It is merely an updating of all those women who, having wept over Gone with the Wind in 1939, christened their sons Ashley and their daughters Scarlett.
 
Some names are more acceptable — and more common — than others. Since 1984 a total of 7,261 Kylies have been born in the UK, a tribute to the enduring appeal of Ms Minogue and one in the eye for her rival, Madonna, of whom there are only 288.  In the past five years the rise of the actress Keira Knightley has prompted 6,074 sets of parents to borrow her name for their offspring, while Britney Spears holds up well, giving her name to 1,611 little girls. More than 1,000 mothers who enjoyed the film Speed have named their sons after its star, Keanu Reeves. Somewhere in the country is a little boy whose parents were so enamoured of the works of J. K. Rowling that they named him Harry Potter…
 
Warner Home Video has announced the release of A Scanner Darkly for the 22nd of January 2007, priced at £17.99. Like the Region 1 version it will include the following extras: Commentary by Keanu Reeves, Director Richard Linklater, Producer Tommy Pallotta and Philip K. Dick’s Daughter Isa Hackett – One Summer in Austin: The Story of Filming A Scanner Darkly – The Weight of the Line: Animation Tales – Theatrical Trailer. Amazon.co.uk: special offer at £11.99
 
 
Sandra Bullock knows what sexy.  After all, the actress has costarred with some of the hottest men around (like her The Lakehouse and Speed costar Keanu Reeves), and her husband, Jesse James, has appeared in the Sexiest Man Alive issue.  See Bullock (along with Keanu) talk with Aaron Parsley about what makes a man sexy, and who she thinks is the Sexiest Man Alive (her husband and Keanu).
 
 
People magazine has come out with their list of 15 of the Sexiest Men Alive in 2006. I won’t argue with the overall winner choice, George Clooney, a fine actor, talent, and advocate. George is definitely a class act.

The People list is a good list, but I’d like to add some of my favorites. So, here’s our list of Sexy celeb men:

  • Clive Owen – We’d like to visit his "Sin City"
  • Christian Bale – A very sexy Batman
  • Christopher Meloni – Law & Order: SVU. Elliott is single and ready to mingle.
  • David Boreanz – I’d want this FBI agent to find my Bones
  • Dennis Haysbert – The Unit. That voice. What a hot voice.
  • James Blunt – Another hot voice. Songs High and Beautiful made me melt.
  • Gavin Newsom – This mayor is easy on the eyes and stands behind what he believes in.
  • Don Cheadle – This man dserves more credit than he gets
  • Keanu Reeves – We loved the Lake House
  • Tim McGraw – Country is beautiful

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Keanu Reeves & Laurence Fishburne
Columbus circle
Manhattan – November 11, 2006 @ 11 PM
Leaving Dizzy’s Jazz Club at The Time Warner Center
 
 
Keanu Reeves and a male friend pouring over the wine list with the manager at Ocean Grill, before deciding on the lobster, carrot cake and cookies.
 
 
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Broadway at 64 – Nov 10th, 2006 @ 1pm

I saw Keavu Reeves walking uptown at 64th and Broadway. He looked like a homeless man — oversized flannel shirt and a full beard. I was excited but mildly disappointed at the same time.

 
Nov. 11th, 2006 – Play: The Vertical Hour (David Hare’s latest play at The Music Box)

Keanu Reeves was in the audience today. He has a messy beard and his hair was askew and he looked exactly the same in person as he does on screen.

-   13th November 2006, 7:15 WST

Keanu Reeves bounds in looking fresh-faced, adorably rumpled and absurdly boyish. “I’m having a really nice time,” he beams, ready to do interviews for A Scanner Darkly, following its world premiere at a festival the night before. “You get pretty interesting encounters here that you don’t find anywhere else. Conversations about cinema late at night and people giving you scripts set in countries that don’t exist, and all the hustling. I like the imbroglio.” Imbroglio! Now there’s a turn-up for the books. Time was when Reeves was indelibly linked to the dopey slacker-dude he played in his first big hit, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989).  

As the monosyllabic Ted, he would whoop “Whoa!” or “No Way!” before launching into a manic airguitar riff. But opinions were divided on whether the actor could in fact walk, talk and chew gum simultaneously. Journalists found extracting coherent quotes from him like pulling teeth.
 
“You know, when you start out, these interviews can be a little odd,” he says in his slightly formal, yet unfailingly courteous manner. Matters have improved somewhat since then.
  
He once remarked, “I used to have nightmares that they would put, ‘He played Ted’ on my tombstone.”
  
Yet, writing a book about him more than a decade ago, I interviewed dozens of Reeves’s friends and colleagues, and the story was always the same. Kenneth Branagh, who cast him in Much Ado About Nothing, praised his “poetic imagination”; Gus van Sant, who worked with him on My Own Private Idaho and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, spoke of his meticulous research and voracious appetite for reading. Now Richard Linklater, director A Scanner Darkly, adds his voice to the chorus.
  
“You care about Keanu,” he says “He’s a big-hearted guy. There were a lot of passages in German (in Philip K. Dick’s futuristic novel on which A Scanner Darkly is based), and he had them all translated. He was always digging deeper . . . Keanu’s the kind of guy who would call you up about it at two in the morning.”
  
Asked about this, Reeves just shrugs and smiles. “I was doing my due diligence,” he says. “Plus I thought Richard would still be up.”
  
Back in the Age of Ted, most critics would have voted Reeves, who is 42, the member of his generation least likely to succeed long-term. Yet in a 20-year career, he has seen off the opposition by repeatedly reinventing himself and demonstrating an unexpected versatility. He worked for such directors as Stephen Frears (Dangerous Liaisons), Francis Coppola (Dracula) and Bernardo Bertolucci (Little Buddha), became a muscular action star in Speed, then developed sidelines as a romantic leading man (The Lake House), and as a nimble light comedian (Something’s Gotta Give).
  
With Johnny Mnemonic, the Matrix trilogy and Constantine, Reeves found another speciality: scifi. Perhaps his slightly unworldly presence suits the genre.
  
“I’ve liked sci-fi since I was a little kid,” he says. “It started with flying machines and distant planets and unknown mysteries where the imagination could go. Then, as I got older, I got more interested in what happened on those new planets. What the governments are and how people live, and that ultimately arrives at Philip K. Dick.”
  
Neglected in his lifetime, Dick became a key cult figure after his death in 1982, aged 53. His druggy, paranoid visions inspired Blade Runner, Total Recall and Minority Report, and cast a long indirect shadow over The Matrix.
  
Reeves’ character in A Scanner Darkly is one of these: an undercover narcotics agent named Bob Arctor who lives in a squat with a motley trio of middle-aged Teds. Arctor’s work leads him into addiction and the unwelcome assignment to spy on his friends — and eventually, in a surreal plot twist, on himself.
  
Like director Linklater’s earlier Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly was shot as a live-action movie, then given to animators to paint over the footage so that it resembles a comic strip: a painstaking process known as rotoscoping.
  
Reeves had an unsettled childhood, blighted by his father, Samuel Nolan Reeves, a Chinese-American who bequeathed Keanu his Hawaiian first name and exotic looks shortly before disappearing from his life; later, Reeves Sr served a two-year prison sentence for heroin and cocaine possession. Keanu’s younger sister, Kim, suffers from leukaemia, and friends and colleagues have died — most famously, actor River Phoenix.
  
Reeves keeps his private life under wraps and does not date high-profile stars. His most serious relationship was with Jennifer Syme, a film production assistant and bit-part actress, but their baby daughter was stillborn in 1999 and 18 months later, after they had split up, Syme died in a car accident.
  
“I liked that Bob Arctor surrounds himself with this ‘family’. I can relate to that,” he says. There’s a wistful note in his voice: he admits that he longs to stop spending so much time alone, to get married and have children. That would, surely, would be the most excellent adventure of all.
  
A Scanner Darkly is out on November 30

SHEILA JOHNSON – TELEGRAPH GROUP

 
Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox x4

Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex
Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop,
I’ve got one design and that’s to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills fuck the matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it’s the best %u2013 yes
Tk max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do
if you try to jack me ill rudebox you
if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew
cos its what I do aint that right boo %u2013 true

I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this you did it like that I love it when you double clap clap
[ these lyrics found on completealbumlyrics.com ]

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
I’ve got one design and that’s to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there%’s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you’re stood on a landmine
call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
you don’t sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before
did you hear me though

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox (repeat to fade)

 

Keanu sighting

 
 
BROADWAY AT W 67TH ST – Nov 6th, 2006 @ 8pm: Spotted Keanu Reeves tonight at 8pm outside the Loew’s Theatre on Broadway & W. 67th. He asked someone how many tickets they needed and looked like a superfine grunge posterboy.
 
 
81st street & Colmbus aveManhattan – Nov 4th, 2006 @ 1 PM
He was sitting on a bench people watching.
 
 
Thursday, Nov 2nd, 2006, 3:30 EST, HT–friend of DUAS–saw Keanu Reeves walking on the north side of 14th street, midway between 5th and 6th Avenue. He was with a brunette-bobbed babe. Keanu wore a black turtleneck and a brown corduroy blazer with jeans (HT thinks they were jeans and doesn’t want to be labeled a Star Whore for noticing). Furthermore, he thinks Keanu had his hands in his jeans pockets and was possibly breathing oxygen through his mouth and nose. Bottom line: Keanu was in Manhattan today.
Thursday, November 02, 2006: Keanu Reeves with a mystery woman, NYC :
Keanu Reeves and friend have a smoke after having an Italian lunch in Greenwich village.

7 pictures at Splashnews.com: http://www.splashnews.com/index2.pgi

 

16 Expected to Contend for 2006
Animated Feature Oscar®

 
Beverly Hills, CA — With 16 animated features submitted for consideration in 2006, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences anticipates that its Animated Feature Film category, for the first time since 2002, may include a full slate of five nominees.
          
           The 16 features expected to compete for 79th Academy Awards® nominations are:

“The Ant Bully”
“Arthur and the Invisibles”
“Barnyard”
“Cars”
“Curious George”
“Everyone’s Hero”
“Flushed Away”
“Happy Feet”
“Ice Age The Meltdown”
“Monster House”
“Open Season”
“Over the Hedge”
“Paprika”
“Renaissance”
“A Scanner Darkly”
“The Wild”

“Arthur and the Invisibles,” “Happy Feet” and “Paprika” have not yet had their required Los Angeles releases. If any one of the group were not to meet that requirement, the field in the category would fall below 16, the number required to trigger the five-nominee slate. With 15 or fewer contenders, Academy rules allow a maximum of three nominated features.

Films submitted in the Animated Feature category also may qualify for Academy Awards in other categories, including Best Picture, provided they meet the requirements for those categories.

Nominations for the 79th Academy Awards will be announced on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, at 5:30 a.m. PST in the Academy’s Samuel Goldwyn Theater.

Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2006 will be presented on Sunday, February 25, 2007, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center®, and televised live by the ABC Television Network at 5 p.m. PST, beginning with a half-hour arrival segment.

Thumbsucker Review

 
By: Rachel Brozinsky - Issue date: 11/6/06
 
Thumbsucker is a film that is unconventional in its approach to the coming-of-age tale. With a sharp wit infused into the dark humor, it presents the story of a boy who struggles with an addiction that seemingly stands in the way of his reaching adulthood. This seventeen year old boy still sucks his thumb.
  
Justin Cobb (Lou Taylor Pucci) is your average teenaged loner. As he moves through life in slow motion, he turns to his thumb as a crutch and comfort for the frustrations and anxieties that he feels in school and at home. While everyone suffers from awkwardness during the high school years, Justin certainly gets a great deal of his anxieties from the pressures from his parents. His mother, Audrey (Tilda Swinton), is a night nurse at a celebrity rehab center. Audrey has an obsession of her own: TV actor Matt Schramm (Benjamin Bratt). Mike Cobb (Vincent D’Onofrio), is Justin’s father, a manager of a store who failed to reach the pros in football after a knee injury, thereby failing to meet everyone’s expectations, especially his own.
When Justin is berated into quitting his thumb-sucking habit by his concerned father, he seeks help from his hippie, new age dentist, suitably played by Keanu Reeves. After hypnosis fails him, Justin begins to slide from one addiction to another, whether it is his thumb, winning at his debate team matches with the encouragement of his teacher, Mr. Geary (Vince Vaughn), or a girl …
 
… This honest and endearing film stands out from the crowd of generic coming-of-age stories. Played with heart and humor, Thumbsucker has a genuine understanding of the dissatisfaction and frustration of the formative years of an individual’s life as Justin embarks on a journey in which he seems to get all the right answers at all the wrong times. But as his dentist explains, the trick to life is living without any answers. Or so he thinks.
 
Many thanks to my friend Ruby for that wonderful tribute to Keanu’s eyes and congrats for your 50th Vid !
Well done sweetie, you are a genius.
 
Calimero, your Belgian friend
 
 
The Great Warming Video Gallery with 4 promotional video clips including Keanu’s clip, check them here: http://www.thegreatwarming.com/videos.html
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves looking dishevelled, red-faced and sweaty arriving at the
Mandarin Oriental Hotel – New York City, USA – 30.10.06

 
November 2, 2006 – 8:09AM
 
Film-making brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski will team up again to direct their first movie since the phenomenally successful Matrix trilogy.
The Wachowskis will adapt the cult Japanese cartoon series Speed Racer created by anime pioneer Tatsuo Yoshida, about the adventures of a young driver and his souped-up race car Mach 5. 
Production for Speed Racer is due to get under way next year with the film expected to be released in 2008, US movie trade journal Variety reported today.
Legendary producer Joel Silver will re-unite with the Wachowskis for the film, Variety said.
The three Matrix movies starring Keanu Reeves netted more than $US1.5 billion ($A1.94 billion) worldwide.
AFP

UNDERCOVER BROTHER

 
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Keanu Reeves makes a low-key arrival in dark layers at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in New York City on Monday.

 


West 81st Street - Manhattan - October 31, 2006 @ 5 PM

Dressed up in Halloween Costume (as a…sheperd? Gandalf? can’t tell…)

Celebrities Gone Evil

 
 
Hope you all had a very Happy Halloween!
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